Omdayz its been a while!!!! Im so sorry! Not been here for a while! I knooooow! I have kinda turned to my little blackberry to be writing my thoughts on the memo pad application thing thats there....been tryna write my smart ass comments as soon as i think of them...a habit that has taken me years to cultivate...not like its cultivated yet im still trying but using my phone is helping.
Was also thinking of making this private cuz of some of the soggy stuff i have been thinking about...NO I AM NOT IN A PHUNK...im dealing...it may not b first rate but im trying... :D If you are reading this...right here right now...im not joking...pissed off, sad, already happy, mad, delirious....try and smile....go on...as in a real one o! You are alive...if you were useless our maker would have done away with you...but you are still here because you are supposed to be doing something. Now the apple may not hit your head today, tomorrow, next month or next year in fact...so just start doing something...ANYTHING that you can immediately do. A lot of us human beings are talkers...to do...is the extraordinary people that get that bit...try and be one of em ok....
That was my inspirational babble for the day...nd to be very honest i am currently trying (key word being trying) to take heed to this advice to i AM tryna practice my sermon... ;p (that was for whoever momentarily judged me)
Some things just popped into my mind now...and once again bum pads was one of em...LADIES!!! Please steer clear of these things...and YES this has somn to do with the fact that i dont have much in that area (a booty) Its false advertising that would lead to your own demise seriously! Dunno if i have said this before but obviously the only reason you would wanna wear bum pads is to attract a member of the opposite sex right? Ok lets assume there are dikes that are into ass...what would i know about that... But yea lets say the fish catches the bait o! He/she now wants to tap that 'ass' o! U r now making out...gettin all excited and then u lot begin to strip...then as u take off ur bottoms...u take off ur 'sexy lingerie' and with it goes ur ass...do you not think he would have a heart attack?!?! Or just be distraught at the fact that the reason he followed you home is on the floor....and not attached to you?!?
Oh you think he is goin to say oh i was attracted to your mind and soul anyway?!?! PUHLEEEEAASSEEE!!! Put that fake booty down and NO no1 in the bum pad industry has offended me i just think its not it...ok u have deceived the guys successfully...would you not b conscious that one day something could happen and you would be walking around with a lop sided ass or something? How on EARTH would you explain to everyone you walk past that goes cross eyed all of a sudden?!? It is altogether avoidable girls...eat plenty and pray it goes to your ass....if not...SQUATS!!! Squats morning and night everyday judiciously... In any case you would be fine without the ASS PADS!
Yes i have just ranted on a whole paragraph about bum pads...this may be personal...
Moving on...
The combination of the blackberry phone and twitter i believe could be quite damaging...to relationships especially...AHAH!!! One is so easily accessible...blackberry messages, direct messages, open flirting, unnecessary hidden things...insecurities are bound to heighten...and then people walk around with the cover of "twitter is not that serious" after saying they definitely believe in and when quizzed about it by relevant parties get all defensive...thing is really you cant question them because there is the freedom of speech and the 'baby dont you trust me...im always joking now" im not just referring to guys now...girls are getting vicious! Yes they are no longer smiling! Im sure my readers are aware of how the world is evolving and its become norm for a guy to cheat...well a girl cheating is fast becoming a norm too...its now ok for a single guy to have multiple sexual partners (this they owe to twitter...lol...o lawdy lawd) and now girls as well...im not standing from the area of judgement...but fear...or insecurity...no i dont have a boyfriend...but i fear that if i do have one that ticks 'enough boxes' if im with him and i hear hos phone vibrate...or i take a quick glance at his fone and see that he is checking his tweets and see that he is looking at his DM's (direct messages) would i just be able to continue what i was doing with a clear mind...or be worrying about the 'hungry babe that has sent him a message...that he probably isnt discouraging...or he is talking to himself' Sigh...only God people...only my FATHER IN HEAVEN can show US the way....
*Side note* i reflected this past week and realized there are some things i have done that seemed harmless and stuff but i realise how i could have come across as fucked up...i have done some really messed up things in my life and i am sorry...but it brought me down to earth o! I didnt know i thought of myself a lil higher than scum ...but now i stand no longer deluded (of which i didnt even know i was deluded either! Hahaha! ) ...i am HUMAN!!!
Another random thought...this has been on my mind....the world today has made being self centered...some what ok...it has sugar coated it as well...thing is its difficult not to be...as much as we should not along with many other things it has now become justifiable...there are just so many emotionally wounded humans to prove that its ok to be self centered....its....safe... Lord Jesus Help us....
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